what your parents thought would happen

Publicado el 18 may 2021
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in this video me and my brother stand outside my house and try not to upset the neighbors with our home movies

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Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to the Gus & Eddy Podcast to small town reviews to how they use shotguns in movies to the tough kid growing up to your friend who has a knife to spotify ad guy to the how they use shotgun to the gus johnson shotgun... I don't know why I am writing this in third person. I am Gus. I wrote this. Also subscribe to the Gus & Eddy Podcast please. Eddy Burback and I make it and it's ok. My brother is Sven Johnson, that guy's alright. Guys, if you put all this silly stuff in the description, it helps your videos. isn't that wild?

Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.

Comentarios

  • i have been playin lots of scary and stabby games on twitch lately please follow me there or i will straight up weep www.twitch.tv/gusjohnson

  • My mom thought I was one of the robbers.

  • Bruh am I the only one who's parents thought I would open the door for the robbers

  • My parents have a broken down, moldy, filled with wasps opel Astra in front of our driveway to "trick" the robber into not robbing our house.

  • I like how they just sort of pop up like a couple of Muppets or something.

  • Good to know we all had literally the exact same childhood

  • i don't get the joke

  • My dad whipped me if I left lights on.

  • clock says hell upside down. that's why they cant rob it

  • I don’t actually go to sleep at night, I actually do a centuries old American tradition where I actively seek out confrontation by sitting in the dark with 2 AR-15s and a sawed off shotgun

  • Security lights are a cheap deterrent lol that and loud ass door sensors (loud noise in general). Not always effective but most robbers just want to get a quick easy score and get out. The more inconvenient you make it to rob your home the more likely they are to go on to the next house.

  • My dad always turns on the radio whenever we leave the house... One year, both our neighbours got robbed but we didn't, so maybe he's on to something.

  • that was a hEll of a joke

  • U laugh at this but it works

  • i love the painful "WHAT" sven lets out after gus says "wait"

  • How many takes were needed to sync up so well

  • When this video ended, I started cracking up.

  • I watched a 15 second ad for this

  • Also cardboard cutouts of a Christmas party is a solid shout, I've heard

  • wait is this our house?

  • Hahahaaa if only they had a 42 round magazine shot gun

  • I leave mine on because I'm a freak who sleeps during the day...

  • Opposite for me until I actually got robbed and now the lights r always on

  • Guilty

  • That’s not why it was on! It was so that if you got up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, you wouldn’t run into the robber stealing your stuff, thus avoiding a very awkward situation.

  • For us it was leaving the tv on with sound playing

  • I don't get this. Are there really parents who say to leave kitchen light on to prevent robbery?

  • That or leaving the tv on

  • “Ok let’s go, alright, WAIT!” w h a t.

  • We had this random security company sign on our lawn despite having no security alarms in our house.

  • The kitchen light shield

  • I thought someone was going to close the blinds

  • I am a kid but I think this 247

  • My dads mexican so 2 things needed to be on to not allow robbers into our house, the tv, and the fan 🤔

  • As an Icelander, I did not get this joke. Can someone explain.

  • If people truly think this works, then I have a tiger repellent rock to sell them.

  • So true

  • Slap like now

  • top tip: If you're ever getting mugged on the street at night, just stand directly under the street light, you are now immune to being mugged.

  • but you know what you can rob?, Displate. Displate is a-

  • My dad keeps the garage light on to scare off robbers. How it’s meant to work? Who knows.

  • Gus is keeping the funny but short old school videos alive. I love it.

  • Half the video is the outro. that makes it so much funnier.

  • Under the blanket start works just as well

  • Rare footage of robbers respecting the thieves honor system, after seeing the rest of the houses have tower defense like home security and a wise old man loading a shotgun on a rocking chair.

  • I guess this is a thing in america

  • Confused squad

  • Can't tell ya how many times this has happened to me For legal reasons of course

  • 666th video! Nice!

  • The ones who gave thumbs down were robbed despite their dimly lit kitchen lights.

  • I don't understand this I live in the middle sooo...

  • Shoot.... 🤣😂🤣😂

  • My dad always left the radio in the garage on, blasting at a crazy volume. Reasoning being that they'd hear it and think someone was working in the garage. We got some noise complaints and someone stole the radio.

  • After watching this I went to turn on my dim kitchen light, and I was currently being robbed. Once I turned it on, the robber put everything back and left. Thanks Gus.

  • True

  • I didn’t know other people actually did this

  • Gold

  • wait i thaught it was only my parents would do that. wtf

  • Wait... he said he had the guns so why couldn’t they dare to face people?

  • Gus is SUS

  • No Gus and Sven, you can’t.

  • Makes sense

  • What kind of robber robs a house without a crowbar.

  • Tough luck

  • Why are people recommending different vid that aren't gusses in the comments it just seems rude

  • Hello! As a professional robber and thief I can confirm that this old trick DO NOT work. So please turn off your lights, thx.

  • You forgot to leave a radio or TV on low volume, so that robbers will think there is somebody inside.

  • I don’t get it

  • 0:09 what

  • Exactly

  • 0:09 Sven's high pitched what kills me everytime

  • I think I miss some context

  • One of the best brother duos on ESmain. 🤣

  • Boomers have some of the dumbest ideas lol.

  • Basically thieves want empty houses, so if you leave a light on many burglars will skip your house and rob someone else.

  • You know its a good Gus Johnson video when the outro is longer than the video

  • Lol i leave the light on so i can see when I get up in the middle of the night, but i don't want a brighter light on because I don't wanna wake up too much

  • This is gold.

  • This Gabe guy is very funny

  • 11:34, not the best time to break in!

  • Guilty. I swear, are you watching my family?

  • the only thing more powerful then a dimly lit kitchen light, is the butterknife tucked between the door and the jam, that way itll fall and make a small amount of noise and not wake anyone up.

  • All my roommates stuff is on the first floor of the house, so I assume they will spend all their time stealing his stuff and have no time for mine. Who wants to carry all that stuff down all those stairs when there is perfectly accessible items on the ground floor. Robbery free for over 6-months with this method!

  • or just pull a kevin and trap the house

  • I mean, Everytime we've had all the lights off at my old house we'd get robbed but when we started to leave a light on it we stopped getting robbed so it's gots some merit lmao

  • Bruh wtf this is actually the most true thing in existence

  • So simple, yet so funny and relatable. This is just a perfect video, and all well under a minute!

  • This actually works in the southern United States

  • 'we can't rob this place' Am ded

  • Ha!

  • Its so god damn true

  • The thumbnail looks like something out of a "DONT STAY UP UNTIL 3:00 A.M. OR YOU SUS HAHA FUNNY REAL"

  • This was cool

  • Thanks for having me on the channel guys, this was a lot of fun!

  • My mom kept the living room light and TV on so criminals would think someone was awake watching infomercials for funsies

  • GUYS THIS VIDEO IS OBVIOUSLY A JOKE BECAUSE My parents thought if the lights were on murderers would know ur home and try to kill you :/

  • 0:09 Sven really said *”ûåh”*

  • I don't get the joke

  • And to think all kevin had to do in home alone was leave a kitchen light on. Smh i thought he was smart

  • This sketch radiates Calvin and Hobbes energy and I can't understand how.