Reading small town "adult" store reviews

Publicado el 3 oct 2021
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in this video i go on the internet and then don't want to go on the internet anymore

Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to the Gus & Eddy Podcast to small town reviews to how they use shotguns in movies to the tough kid growing up to your friend who has a knife to spotify ad guy to the how they use shotgun to the gus johnson shotgun to if i was frozone... I don't know why I am writing this in third person. I am Gus. I wrote this. Also subscribe to the Gus & Eddy Podcast please. Eddy Burback and I make it and it's ok. My brother is Sven Johnson, that guy's alright. Guys, if you put all this silly stuff in the description, it helps your videos. isn't that wild?

Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.

Comentarios

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  • Who’s out there renting butt plugs?

  • Lolllll great vid

  • bruh im so confused is this T.T satire lololol lmao

  • Minion ass is the hardest I’ve laughed all week thank you

  • I'll buy one

  • I don't know why people are so embarrassed to go to sex stores. Sex stores are a great place to go when you want to *splurge...*

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  • If anyone is wondering poppers are those sketchy looking "performance enhancers" like the sex drug thing you find at gas stations but worse.

  • I fucking died laughing, I pissed my pants.

  • You should read tech repair store reviews next

  • You actually were opening Pokémon cards on Twitch when I watched this. Amazing.

  • I always prefer to go to the physical store. You never know what kind of crap your getting when you buy online

  • i love when ppl rate the adult stores poorly bc shitty parents take their kids into adult stores (whether intentionally or not). like bruh how is it the cashier's fault the parents didn't read the flashing XXX and ADULT signs.

  • Your hand got cut because in WI we call it soda, pop is for people in IL.

  • holy shit guys, he really is opening pokemon cards rn

  • "Love sniffing around..." I think we all know who made this review and his name ain't Jason. (Hint: He thinks he's President atm)

  • I have a strong feeling that Tandi was trying to test that toy on the spot like a try-on.

  • finally a video worthy enough to eat to thanks Gus

  • I always love watching these when they are uploaded.

  • Amazing

  • Theres three types of people: 1.Do all porn/sex toy shopping online 2. Go to sex shops 3. Monsters who go and leave reviews

  • Gus you're the only person I've heard say the word "Chuffed" apart from Aunty Donna.

  • 6:36 honestly perfectly matches Aubrey Plaza's personality.

  • When I was a kid I thought adult stores just sold like suits and tues and stuff.

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  • At this moment he is not opening Pokémon cards

  • "Adult" store. "Don't take your children here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • *MINION* *ASS*

  • I would ONLY buy a minion fuckdoll if I could have my children watch me buy it.

  • Lmaoo

  • i'm with Matthew on this one ( ~ 4:50 ) she definitely shouldn't have had her kids in an adult store, but he DEFINITELY shouldn't have started talking about the "wares" in front of the children

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  • Just so you know Gus, 'chuffed' actually means that someone is very happy. It's very similar sounding to 'miffed' but kind of an antonym.

  • I legit know of someone with a minion fetish too haha

  • I don't like Gus making dirty content...

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  • That thumbnail is perfection

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  • I would absolutely buy a minion fuck doll

  • Chuffed means happy

  • I would buy a minion fuckdoll

  • so minion f*** doll merch when?

  • Had a girlfriend who worked in an adult store in the early 2000s. I'd always seen the blacked out shop windows and the "Adults Only" sign and was always curious as to how seedy it was inside... it wasn't. It was surprisingly super normal, immaculately clean, really nice staff... and, ya know, filled wall-to-wall with dongs and videos/DVDs. At first, I'd wait for my girlfriend down the road because I didn't want to be seen going in... and by the end I was popping in on my lunch break to go spend it with her or going in on my way by to say hello or hangout. It started off as this really weird thing then became ridiculously normalised almost immediately. I remember seeing my Dad's married friend coming in almost looking like he was in some Private Dick disguise with the high collar, hat and glasses. He didn't notice me. I noticed _him..._ in the ol' Male on Male DVD section before leaving with a few of the "good ones" as he put it when paying. There was a dude and his carer who used to come in pretty much every other day wearing anoraks with a plastic bag full of 10 VHS/DVD's to trade in for new ones. I remember them coming in one day with a bag thinking he was here to trade as was tradition, before he whipped out a knackered-out, deflated, manky old sex doll and asked "do you do repairs?" And, last one... I went in one day and the smell when I opened the door absolutely blew my head off. It smelled like a gas leak or chemical spillage. No exaggeration, I got high as shit. My head was spinning, heart was racing, I was dizzy. I'd taken drugs before, _this_ was drugs! I got talking to my girlfriend inside who's pulled her t-shirt over her nose. Yea... turns out it _was_ drugs. They'd just had an entire crate, an entire shipment, turn up wrapped with 90% of the Poppers bottles broken inside. I'm talking _hundreds_ of bottles all cracked open releasing an -inhalant- Room Odouriser (legally distinct) and a super high staff all with no clue as to how to safely dispose of tons of chemicals... or the smell.

  • I would

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  • I wanna meet the guy that grinned when the person told him he probably eats his own shit

  • The sound he makes around 10:37 made me laugh so hard wtf

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  • Matthew and Judy had a misconnetion

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  • why

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  • 'upon further inspection I noticed a large skeet mark' I can't breathe

  • 9:56 was that a Chosen impression?

  • Question: how gushy is the minion sex toy?

  • Never got notification

  • Wait till you see city folk talk... I swear your average person can't even string together a sentence nevertheless get their point across

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  • My fave of the small town reviews yet

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  • They're not exactly "reproductive" themed though, are they gus?

  • 2:51 Damn it's a Mormon town? Sounds miserable

  • Didn’t think it was actually from Lee Pace until you mentioned poppers.

  • From now on when someone asks me what I’ve been up to I’m going to say, “Just sniffin’ around.”

  • I guess no one noticed, cares or knows but the word chuffed means exactly the opposite of what you think it does lol

  • Surfin the internet safely for you Gus

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    • I am surprised this video was not sponsored by Adam and Eve

  • "A Lil Rusty-Dusty" 😂

  • The butt plugs are used and some dude comes in to sniff all the undies in the place. Sounds like a top tier establishment. 👌

  • Gus Johnson killing small brick and mortar business by advocating big Amazon :/ sad

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  • He is that’s the thing

  • Women love it when they're called females.

  • id buy a minion fuck doll, gus.

  • 1:22 they were afraid of how long it would take them to reach full staff again, even with all their merch..

  • Not the used buttplugs 😂😭

  • The first 8 seconds are just an accurate depiction of what it's like to be from the midwest

  • I worked at an adult store and you'd be surprised how many people try and bring their kids into the store. We didn't allow it, thank god. Also the problem with buying toys on Amazon is that the sellers aren't regulated at all and can be made of products that aren't body safe. Doesn't mean you can't, just be aware of bad materials!

  • If you didn't already know (wich you most likely didnt know) this is actually a video on www.ESmain.com

  • His laugh seems so artificial i love it